GI have this Dthing where AI get older
I have this thing where I get older
but just nBmever wiser
but just never wiser
Gmidnights beDcome my afteArnoons..Bm
midnights become my afternoons..
Gwhen my deprDession
when my depression
works the gAraveyard shift
works the graveyard shift
all oBmf the people..
all of the people..
GI've ghostedD stand
I've ghosted stand
there in the rAoom..Bm
there in the room..
I sGhould not be
I should not be
left tDo my own devAices
left to my own devices
they come wBmith prices aGnd vices
they come with prices and vices
I end uDp in crisis,
I end up in crisis,
(tAale as old aBms time..)
(tale as old as time..)
GI wake up scDreaming fromA dreaming
I wake up screaming from dreaming
one day I'll wBmatch as you'Gre leaving
one day I'll watch as you're leaving
cause you got tDired of my sAcheming
cause you got tired of my scheming
(for the last tBmime..)
(for the last time..)
[Chorus]
it's mGe.. hi..D
it's me.. hi..
IA'm the problBmem, it's me..
I'm the problem, it's me..
at tGea..time.. eDverybody agrAees..Bm
at tea..time.. everybody agrees..
GI'll stare dDirectly at tAhe sun
I'll stare directly at the sun
but never iBmn the mirror
but never in the mirror
iGt must be exDhausting always
it must be exhausting always
rAooting for tBmhe anti-hero
rooting for the anti-hero
Gsometimes I Dfeel like evAerybody
sometimes I feel like everybody
is a sBmexy baby
is a sexy baby
Gand I'm a moDnster on theA hill..Bm
and I'm a monster on the hill..
Gtoo big to hDang out
too big to hang out
slowly lAurching toward
slowly lurching toward
your fBmavorite city
your favorite city
Gpierced throDugh the heart
pierced through the heart
but never kAilled..Bm
but never killed..
Gdid you hearD my covert nAarcissism
did you hear my covert narcissism
I dBmisguise as aGltruism
I disguise as altruism
like sDome kind of Acongressman
like some kind of congressman
(tale as old as tBmime..)
(tale as old as time..)
GI wake up scDreaming fromA dreaming
I wake up screaming from dreaming
one day I'll wBmatch as you'Gre leaving
one day I'll watch as you're leaving
and life wDill lose allA its meaning
and life will lose all its meaning
(for the last tBmime..)
(for the last time..)
[Chorus]
it's mGe.. hi..D
it's me.. hi..
IA'm the problBmem, it's me..
I'm the problem, it's me..
at tGea..time.. eDverybody agrAees..Bm
at tea..time.. everybody agrees..
GI'll stare dDirectly at tAhe sun
I'll stare directly at the sun
but never iBmn the mirror
but never in the mirror
iGt must be exDhausting always
it must be exhausting always
rAooting for tBmhe anti-hero
rooting for the anti-hero
GI have this Ddream my dauAghter-in-law
I have this dream my daughter-in-law
kills me fBmor the money..
kills me for the money..
Gshe thinks ID left them iAn the will..Bm
she thinks I left them in the will..
Gthe family gDathers 'rounAd and reads it
the family gathers 'round and reads it
and then sBmomeone screams out
and then someone screams out
Gshe's laughiDng up at us Afrom hell..Bm
she's laughing up at us from hell..
[Chorus]
it's mGe.. hi..D
it's me.. hi..
IA'm the problBmem, it's me..
I'm the problem, it's me..
it's mGe.. hi..D
it's me.. hi..
AI'm the probBmlem, it's me..
I'm the problem, it's me..
it's mGe.. hi..D
it's me.. hi..
Aeverybody agBmrees,
everybody agrees,
everybGody agrees..DBmA
everybody agrees..
it's mGe.. hi..D
it's me.. hi..
IA'm the problBmem, it's me..
I'm the problem, it's me..
at tGea..time.. eDverybody agrAees..Bm
at tea..time.. everybody agrees..
GI'll stare dDirectly at tAhe sun
I'll stare directly at the sun
but never iBmn the mirror
but never in the mirror
iGt must be exDhausting always
it must be exhausting always
rAooting for tBmhe anti-hero
rooting for the anti-hero
[Outro]
CI have this Gthing where DI get older
I have this thing where I get older
but just nEmever wiser
but just never wiser
Cmidnights beGcome my afteDrnoons..Em
midnights become my afternoons..
Cwhen my deprGession
when my depression
works the gDraveyard shift
works the graveyard shift
all oEmf the people..
all of the people..
CI've ghostedG stand
I've ghosted stand
there in the rDoom..Em
there in the room..
I sChould not be
I should not be
left tGo my own devDices
left to my own devices
they come wEmith prices aCnd vices
they come with prices and vices
I end uGp in crisis,
I end up in crisis,
(tDale as old aEms time..)
(tale as old as time..)
CI wake up scGreaming fromD dreaming
I wake up screaming from dreaming
one day I'll wEmatch as you'Cre leaving
one day I'll watch as you're leaving
cause you got tGired of my sDcheming
cause you got tired of my scheming
(for the last tEmime..)
(for the last time..)
[Chorus]
it's mCe.. hi..G
it's me.. hi..
ID'm the problEmem, it's me..
I'm the problem, it's me..
at tCea..time.. eGverybody agrDees..Em
at tea..time.. everybody agrees..
CI'll stare dGirectly at tDhe sun
I'll stare directly at the sun
but never iEmn the mirror
but never in the mirror
iCt must be exGhausting always
it must be exhausting always
rDooting for tEmhe anti-hero
rooting for the anti-hero
Csometimes I Gfeel like evDerybody
sometimes I feel like everybody
is a sEmexy baby
is a sexy baby
Cand I'm a moGnster on theD hill..Em
and I'm a monster on the hill..
Ctoo big to hGang out
too big to hang out
slowly lDurching toward
slowly lurching toward
your fEmavorite city
your favorite city
Cpierced throGugh the heart
pierced through the heart
but never kDilled..Em
but never killed..
Cdid you hearG my covert nDarcissism
did you hear my covert narcissism
I dEmisguise as aCltruism
I disguise as altruism
like sGome kind of Dcongressman
like some kind of congressman
(tale as old as tEmime..)
(tale as old as time..)
CI wake up scGreaming fromD dreaming
I wake up screaming from dreaming
one day I'll wEmatch as you'Cre leaving
one day I'll watch as you're leaving
and life wGill lose allD its meaning
and life will lose all its meaning
(for the last tEmime..)
(for the last time..)
[Chorus]
it's mCe.. hi..G
it's me.. hi..
ID'm the problEmem, it's me..
I'm the problem, it's me..
at tCea..time.. eGverybody agrDees..Em
at tea..time.. everybody agrees..
CI'll stare dGirectly at tDhe sun
I'll stare directly at the sun
but never iEmn the mirror
but never in the mirror
iCt must be exGhausting always
it must be exhausting always
rDooting for tEmhe anti-hero
rooting for the anti-hero
CI have this Gdream my dauDghter-in-law
I have this dream my daughter-in-law
kills me fEmor the money..
kills me for the money..
Cshe thinks IG left them iDn the will..Em
she thinks I left them in the will..
Cthe family gGathers 'rounDd and reads it
the family gathers 'round and reads it
and then sEmomeone screams out
and then someone screams out
Cshe's laughiGng up at us Dfrom hell..Em
she's laughing up at us from hell..
[Chorus]
it's mCe.. hi..G
it's me.. hi..
ID'm the problEmem, it's me..
I'm the problem, it's me..
it's mCe.. hi..G
it's me.. hi..
DI'm the probEmlem, it's me..
I'm the problem, it's me..
it's mCe.. hi..G
it's me.. hi..
Deverybody agEmrees,
everybody agrees,
everybCody agrees..GEmD
everybody agrees..
it's mCe.. hi..G
it's me.. hi..
ID'm the problEmem, it's me..
I'm the problem, it's me..
at tCea..time.. eGverybody agrDees..Em
at tea..time.. everybody agrees..
CI'll stare dGirectly at tDhe sun
I'll stare directly at the sun
but never iEmn the mirror
but never in the mirror
iCt must be exGhausting always
it must be exhausting always
rDooting for tEmhe anti-hero
rooting for the anti-hero
[Outro]